umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

(Source: nylooms)

fucking idiot

mairelon:

You alright, Moss?

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

holiday, oh, holiday and the best one of the year

(Source: tomhiddleing)

jayayayayay:

if easter and 4/20 are both today can it be called a joint holiday

ellidfics:

historicallyaccuratesteve:

wintesoldieriscoming:

thecryogeniccaptain:

Captain American’s military awards - 
Combat Infantryman Badge
Parachutist Badge
Purple Heart 
American Defense Service Medal
Presidential Unit Citation

The parachute badge made me laugh.


Plus his captain’s bars (on the epaulets), and the SSR pins (on the lapels).
(Also, can high-waisted slacks on men please make a comeback, because damn son.)

Also, note that the Purple Heart has an oak leaf, which means he’s been wounded several times.

ellidfics:

historicallyaccuratesteve:

wintesoldieriscoming:

thecryogeniccaptain:

Captain American’s military awards - 

Combat Infantryman Badge

Parachutist Badge

Purple Heart 

American Defense Service Medal

Presidential Unit Citation

The parachute badge made me laugh.

Plus his captain’s bars (on the epaulets), and the SSR pins (on the lapels).

(Also, can high-waisted slacks on men please make a comeback, because damn son.)

Also, note that the Purple Heart has an oak leaf, which means he’s been wounded several times.

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)

murauders:

Fantastic beasts and where Hagrid hides them.

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

durnbfuck:

i’m just an unattractive and really sad person who uses bands and tv shows to fill the void i feel in my heart

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there