B for Belle
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
hot people who are rude and obnoxious towards everyone dont deserve their hotness
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
you know what constantly blew my mind as a child
in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror
how does the camera not show up in the mirror
actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out
school pisses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a fucking triangle oh my god
when you manage to speak an ENTIRE SENTENCE without stuttering or mixing up your words
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
are you serious
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
Anonymous asked: im dealing with the gr8eva guy don't worry lol check his blog, could you play along with this??dont answer pls
Dealing? What with? A human being? Because, last time I checked, that’s what everybody on this site is. If you dislike him, don’t follow him. Look elsewhere. I will not “play along” because I have a sense of integrity that is above petty disputes and clashing personalities. If you do not know the definition of friendship, dictionary.com may be a useful resource.
*gets cheerleading team* GO MEGAN GO
GIVE ME AN M-E-G-A-N GOOOOOOOOOO MEGAN